By Kid Flash told me that I'd like this here new comic, Supergal. I like it better than the Kid, cause I just love to see super ladies kickin each others butt! I'd like to see this story used as the plot for a Supergal movie. Maybe Jessica Simpson should play Supergal. What if she wore a skirt that tiny? I don't think it would cover much in the wind. We'd be lookin at her thong the entire time!
Now, I get some mighty weird thoughts sometimes, lookin at Supergals. I love it that Starfire is back-Mr. Churchill draws her all sexy lookin and all that. I told my chief aid, Joe Bob, lookie here, this costume Starfire's got on looks like one of them outfits from Frederick's of Hollywood. Joe Bob says, "Yeah, like the ones Leeann Tweeden used to model!" Then I got to thinkin: if you took Leeann Tweeden, painted her skin gold, and blanked out her pupils, she'd be a dead ringer for Starfire! Sure nuff, we dug out some old photos and compare the two side by side. Mr. Churchill could have used ol' Leeann as a model. I sure do miss wakin up to Fitness Beach in the morning. Leeann Tweeden, Denise Paglia, Kathy Derry, and Deborah Khazei: the bikini Four Musketeers of silicon! Nuff said.
