By Howdy pardners! I sure hope you’re celebratin’ July the 4th and havin’ a great time just like me and Joe Bob. We’re drinkin’ Miller beer startin’ around 11am, grillin’ burgers and dogs around 2pm, and then gettin’ in my rig (Betsy) and gunnin’ down those hippies comin’ back from Burning Man this evening. Yessirree, it’s a real American tradition over here in Northern Californy!
One of the things that irks my blog pardners is the success I’ve had every time I’ve posted. My little Daisy Duke poll was the most popular feature ever on this here site. And while I’ve always had a thang for Catherine Bach as Daisy, well, that little Ms. Jessica Simpson is winnin’ my heart over every time I see her muscular thighs in them short shorts. Now I just stumbled on this here video of Jessie singin’ “These Boots Are Made For Walkin”, that ol’ Nancy Sinatra song. Well, you can walk me over in them boots honey, if you’re dressed like that! Funny enough, this has been out for a couple of weeks, but I ain’t never paid no attention to it until I read this here story about Christian groups sayin’ that Ms. Simpson is “slutty” because she romps around in bikini while washin’ the General Lee! Heck, if it ain’t a god given right to wash cars in bikinis, then we wouldn’t have great thangs like Wild Things
Check out Jessica Simpson here, little doggies! These Boots Are Made For Walkin' video.
