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What Happened to Dick Grayson, One Year Later? After saving the universe, Dick became a Himbo!

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Nightwing 119: Dick's become a Himbo!
If there was anything good about Infinite Crisis, it was that Dick Grayson finally got some respect in the DC Universe. He was Batman's best sidekick and he's constantly proven himself to be a great team leader during his stints with the Titans and the Outsiders. (Dick's also a stud, after having bedded Starfire, Huntress, and Barbara Gordon.) Batman chose Nightwing to lead the assault on Alexander Luthor's multiuniverse prick of doom and he's standing there alongside the big DC troika. Yeah, Nightwing's arrived, he's a superstar! Nightwing 119: Jason Todd can't even spice this upSo what happens One Year Later? DC rewards Dick Grayson by giving him Bruce Jones as a writer. Jones promptly moves Nightwing to New York City and makes Dick a Himbo. We first see Dick giving a redhead multiple orgasms, which is a way to build your main character's respect if this is a Playboy short story, but not for a superhero. The redhead is no ordinary bimbo, she's a paranormal who flash-fries any man who gets too rough. Later she gets Dick to actually become a male model and dresses him in a Tarzan costume. Is it just me, or did Jones once again throw out the baby with the bath water? Maybe DC's editors forced him to abandon Bludhaven in order to squeeze out "The Battle for Bludhaven", which rates right up there with The OMAC Project special. I couldn't understand a single thing going on in the Bludhaven mini. Except that I always liked the idea of Dick getting his own corrupt city to run around in and try to reform. That damned Chemo! Let's not mention Jason Todd running around as the faux Nightwing, killing criminals and living the good life, except that it proves Dick must be on drugs. Dick Grayson could take out Jason Todd in a few minutes, because he doesn't carry the baggage of guilt that Bruce Wayne has concerning his former protege. The artwork by Joe Dodd just seems horribly amatuerish to me. Can you tell that I really hate Nightwing OYL? I'm rubbing my little statue of Roy Rogers and Trigger daily, just hopin' that Chuck Dixon comes back.

Outsiders 35: Dick's taking down African dictators
Dick's not doing any better in the Outsiders, where he's leading the team in a bid to bring down an African nation. I don't know about you, but corrupt African governments don't seem all that exciting in a superhero comic. I do like them when they appear in an episode of ALIAS for about ten minutes and Sydney blows up a building and flies back to LA for a quickie with Vaughn. I kinda think that maybe Judd Winick got all caught up in the Bono-thing and decided to create this Outsiders arc. Don't make no sense otherwise. I do wanna know who that speedster was on the last page. Poor Dick. Nuff said.

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Infinite Crisis 6: Whatta Revoltin Development!

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Infinite Crisis 6: Superboy buys the farm
Infinite Crisis 6 is such a convoluted mess it would take me several hours to dissect it. Luckily, I have a feeling that Dial B For Blog will be making an annotated asshole-ripping soon. The biggest problem with Infinite Crisis is that it's just not a complete story. It's a sampler to make you buy lots of other DCU titles. Unlike other events, like Identity Crisis, it just wasn't fully thought out and planned as a story--it was planned as a way to retool the shared universe. The jam-style artwork really irritates me. Here are the highlights of what I didn't like:

- Jaime's Blue Beetle suit magically kicking in to find Brother Eye.
- Batman's pointless excuse for bringing Green Arrow along on the trip to outer space.
- Alexander's giant hands smashing the Earths together.
- Not fully explaining what happened to Superboy and the Flashes--you'll have to buy something else.
- The predicatable lead-in to Superboy's death.
- All multiple Earth's collapsed into one Earth...again! How many times has this happened?

The following events were OK, but not enough to justify this mega-event:

- Superman I and Superman II burying the hatchet. Will older Superman stick around? There was a statue in Action Comics.
- Batman's concern over Nightwing's survival.
- The Perez double-page spread of the alternate earths: Tangent, Bizarro, DC Western, Superman-Generations.
- Black Adam giving Psycho Pirate a lobotomy.

Omac Special: Don't buy it
This week's IC spin-off title, The OMAC Project, is just a waste of time unless you're dying to get a preview of the new CheckMate series. Fire becomes a lethal hot babe. Sasha gets some of her metal removed. Brother Eye's database with all the secret identities is destroyed. It's just written and drawn so poorly. Save your money on this one, kids. Nuff said.

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