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OK, cowpokes, the big news from Philly is that DC is gonna do a "One Year Later" thing during Crisis 2. Between Feb and Mar 2006 you'll see a mysterious "one year later" gap where all kinds of thangs happened. Shades of Secret Wars! Remember when Spidey got that black costume and the FF got She-Hulk? Lord have mercy on us all! Well, if you gotta steal from somone, that Didio dude knows he's gotta steal from the best: Jim Shooter. Well, me and Joe Bob got some spies over there in Philly, here's the lowdown on some of the things that may be comin' One Year Later:
* Seven Soldier’s universe becomes the “primary” DC Universe (aka Earth-P).
* The JSA will go back to Earth-2, Capt. Marvel goes back to Earth-S, and you can pick up a “Road Map to the new DC Universe” at the AAA store.
* Adam Strange, Secret Six, and Secret Society of Super-Villains get ongoing series after Crisis 2. So do Binky, Jerry Lewis, and Bob Hope.
* Hawkman, Aquaman, and Firestorm get cancelled, ‘cause Mr. Geoff Johns just can’t write every DC book.
* Wally West will merge with the Speed Force to save everyone. Guess who’s comin’ back: Barry Allen! Now everyone’s back from the dead, just to make Alex Ross happy.
* A new Starman will emerge from Crisis 2, ‘cause we ain’t had a new Starman in ages.
* We’re gonna see those Kingdom Come heroes during Crisis 2. I like the female Kid Flash, she’s spunky!
* Zatanna will ditch those thigh-high boots and go back to stiletto heels.
* The original Vigilante will return and instead of a scooter, he’ll be drivin’ a Vespa.
* Superman will wake up and figure out that Lynda Carter is much better lookin’ than Margot Kidder.
