Because no one demanded it, here's the lowdown on the gang of idiots behind Photon Torpedoes! Let's start by mentioning our reviews and surfers, in chronological order of their date of birth.
Cousin Dick was born in the 1961 and witnessed the birth of Marvel Comics first hand. He remembers the good old days before the Crisis--before the gawl danged communists took over the DCU. A frequent letter writer back in the good ol' days, you would have found Cousin appearing in the letter columns for US1, The Badger, Peter Parker Spider-Man, and Amazing Heroes. He thinks the greatest comic series ever written and drawn was US1 by one Al "Super-Star" Milgrom and the greatest song ever written was "Dang Me" by Roger Miller. Don't disagree with him or he'll run you over in his semi-truck on the way to Wal-Mart. He lives in Butte County in a secret hillside fortress secured against the coming liberal invasion. He reviews comics for us while consuming a twelve-pack or Miller beer. Don’t try that at home, kids!
Kid Flash was born in 1971, next to Three Mile Island and a PW Market that carried all the DC 100 page giants for 50 cents, which makes him our expert on the Golden Age and Silver Age. A qualified liberal, Kid balances out the Ying of Cousin with a dollop of Yang--meaning that he only drinks Napa Valley Cabernet wines. Kid's favorite comics are the Spirit and all of the 80s work by Alan Moore: Swamp Thing, MiracleMan, and Watchmen. He lives for entertainment and plays so many video games, watches so many television shows, and reads so many books that he barely has time to go to the bathroom. His favorite music includes the soundtracks to The Matrix, SSX 3, and Need For Speed Underground 2. Kid lives somewhere in the Bay Area of California.
Warlock was born in 1981 in a London flat and is rumored to be the illegitimate love child of Maggie Thatcher and Ronald Reagan. Raised by a kindly old butler named Alfred, he was given liberal quantities of comics and Atari video games in an effort to stop him from asking, “What’s my Daddy doing in China?” Despite this, Warlock has many liberal tendencies. He loves Guinness, Star Wars, First Person Shooters, and his favorite musical group is The Human League (Mirror Man must be listened to while reading "Rogues War" in the Flash). Warlock thinks that Jim Shooter’s Secret Wars and John Byrne’s Man of Steel are just peachy keen, although he does seem to be the only person on staff who likes Grant Morrison’s Doom Patrol. Suffice to say that Warlock is quirky, independent, and often contradictory!