Giant-Sized Babes #4: Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel will go down in babe-volution as one of the fittest sugar-babes in Hollywood. I read that an executive paid $30,000 smackeroos to date Jessica for a charity event. Can't say much for her acting ability, as she appears to be the same in the same league as Brittany Daniel. But we like Ms. Biel for the same reasons that we appreciate Ms. Daniel--because of her awesome, fit, and 100% natural body! Joel Silver has even considered Jessica a candidate for the Wonder Woman role, although now it appears that Joss Whedon will cast an unknown actress. Warlock thinks that Ms. Biel peaked in 2005, when she was named the Sexiest Woman in Esquire's November issue. But I've got the feeling that Ms. Biel's best days are ahead of her, given all the furious internet activity on her recent public appearances...

In the beginning, Jessica Biel was shy about showing off her beautiful body. Her good-Christian girl image on the WB's 7th Heaven no doubt had a lot to do with it. When she appeared on the cover of Gear magazine, producer Aaron Spelling, as well as her TV dad (), were upset with Jessica. She publicly admitted her mistake, but just a couple years later we found her on the cover of Ocean Drive magazine, looking more babelicious than ever. No doubt about it, this transformation from good girl to devilish woman was something to behold.

What followed after 7th Heaven were a series of films that showed off Jessica's ultra-fit body: Summer Catch, Rules of Attraction, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Blade III, and Stealth. Here are some pics of Jessica working out, doing lunges to attain those buns of steel.

Just to show that Jessica Biel can really cut loose and party, here's a great clip from the Ellen DeGeneres Show during the Blade 3 promo tour. Jessica shakes her booty for over a minute to beat a previous dance record. Jessica's really wild and crazy and I predict this video will make you hotter than Georgia asphault. I sure do think that Ms. DeGeneres really must have loved it.

This dedication to clean living and physical fitness paid off when Jessica made the cover of Esquire as the "Sexiest Woman Alive". Hot Dang, I thought everyone who worked at Esquire was gay! Jessica looked hot on the cover, but even hotter in person when she attended the Esquire party.

Now here's proof positive why Jessica's still the sexiest gal, pardners: these beach shots were taken in July 2006. Some smart and lucky feller spied Ms. Biel in her bikini throwing around a football in the sand. (There are tons more pics of this awesome Red Beach Bikini in the link below.)

You will notice that a lot of the links below come from Superior Pics. Lots of candid photos of Jessica and other gals can be found there. Whether these fellers are stalkers or paparazzi or People-magazine discards, we all benefit in the same way! She looks purty good doin' normal stuff. If I saw her drivin' around LA in my rig Betsy, I think I'd lose control! Nuff said.