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October 25, 2005
Erica Durance Is Exposed and I'm Feelin' The Heat!
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Ol’ Cousin Dick is back with a surgeon general warning: you can get arrested faster than Michael Jackson at Toys R Us, just by watchin’ this Thursday’s episode of Smallville. Lois Lane does some serious strippin’ by the look of it; it’s called Exposed and it sure as heck lives up to the title. I like that little minx, Erica Durance. She ain’t hurtin’ on the eyes. Can I get jail time just for thinkin’ these thoughts? I think I can in Nebraska, Georgia, Arkansas, Utah, and Texas. I’m drivin’ my rig Betsy through one of these here states, but don’t go shoutin’ it out on the CB radio.
Now why is it that the gals on the TV Superman shows are so much hotter than the movies? We used to have Margot Kidder as Lois Lane, who reminded me of Aunt Sally, and that’s not a compliment. On TV we had Teri Hatcher, who in her prime could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Annette O’Toole played Lana Lang in Superman III, but Stacy Haiduk made a much hotter Lana (maybe it was the leg warmers and leotards). Now that Bryan Singer’s makin’ Superman Returns, he cast Kate Bosworth as Lois. She kind of reminds me of a little pig back at home. On Smallville, Erica Durance is a much better Lois Lane. When she gets that wicked look in her eye, like she did with Aquaman, my motor starts movin’, and I don’t mean my rig Betsy, I mean my other rig, Lord Lyndon Johnson.
So who’s your favorite gal from all these here Superman shows? Ten-four until the next poll, Nuff said!
