Nip/Tuck: Watch out for the Three-ways!

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I’ve watched Nip/Tuck since the beginning. It’s a bit like a train wreck in slow motion, you know something bad is happening, but you can’t take your eyes off it. After watching the premier episode of season three, I’ve realized it’s a clever soap opera—targeted at men. Oh, I am sure women are drawn to it, for the soap aspects and the plastic surgery. The show actually makes you feel great if you haven’t had plastic surgery, as they show in graphic horror what each operation is like and what the negative effects can be afterward.

Kelly CarlsonBut for the guys, you just watch and wait for one of the doctors to land a hot babe in bed. There’s super-stud Dr. Christian Troy, who in the first season seemed to bag a new chick every other episode. His partner, Dr. Sean McNamara, seemed to come alive after he realized his wife had two-timed him back in college with Troy, and that his son was actually father by his best friend. After the divorce, McNamara snapped up Troy’s cast off Kimber Henry (played by the babelicious Kelly Carlson, who’s been in Stuff magazine three times since the show has been running). In one memorable scene, Dr. McNamara agrees to some pro-bono work and Kimber rewards him by bending over naked in front of the bed, giving the camera one of the horniest looks I've ever seen.

Oh sure, the writers on Nip/Tuck are creative. Usually there is one case that symbolizes what the doctors are going through in their personal lives. In Season Two, they were going to dissolve their partnership when McNamara found out that Troy porked his wife eighteen years earlier. Just before they sign the papers, they fly to another city to see if they can separate two Siamese twins, joined at the head. What timing! In addition they share a dorm room and wind up double banging Jennifer O’Dell (the hot jungle babe from the TV show The Lost World), who plays a hooker.

That’s why we keep watching Nip/Tuck. You just never know when a three-way is gonna happen. In the first season, Dr. McNamara’s son Matt bedded two girls in his room. Since they were high school age, I couldn’t believe I was viewing non-pay TV until I saw that V-Chip prelude on the second go-around. The best three-way just happened last week in the Season Three opener. Dr. Troy has been anally raped by the Slasher dude, and needs to get his mojo back. Fortunately, he’s being investigated by a detective, super-hot British babe Rhona Mitra (from Boston Legal). Rhona seems like a tough cookie until she comes to Troy’s apartment to recreate the crime. Then Rhona straddles Troy as he lies helplessly on the bed, lifts up her skirt, and reveals she’s wearing garters and lingerie. This is great therapy for Dr. Troy as he immediately starts banging Rhona, and then Kimber walks in. Troy snaps his fingers and he’s got Kimber kissing Rhona and we start thinking, hey, maybe the Slasher should come to my house?

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during the three way scene with sean christian and the hooker (which they imagined was julia) they played an old school song... i have been trying to find this song.... do you know what it is???? please let me know... it was great for the scene.. and i want it for my ipod ... thanks

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