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June 6, 2005

POLL: Which Daisy Duke is the best, Bach or Simpson?

Classic DaisyNew Daisy
Which Daisy fills out the Dukes better?
Catherine Bach
Jessica Simpson

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OK, cowpokes, over in East Biggs we got us a city wide holiday when the new Dukes of Hazzard movie comes out. That's right, our two movie theaters are gonna kick out both Burt Reynolds (who is in this movie so we don't lose a thang) and Clint Eastwood and will both be showin' them good ol' boys never meanin' no harm. Besides the awesome General Lee, the main attraction is good ol' Daisy walkin' around in them nice little shorts that set the world on fire. I always liked Ms. Catherine Bach--there was a great time in the 70s where you watched her on CBS, then tuned into Dallas for a little Victoria Principal action. But this gal Jessica Simpson is pretty easy on the eyes (don't worry fellers, she's over 21). Which one do you prefer? Vote for your favorite Daisy, it's your god-given American right!


Posted by Cousin Dick on June 6, 2005 3:58 PM | Permalink

Comments

Simpson's legs are too short for the role. She looks kinda stumpy.

Posted by: Jon H | August 7, 2005 4:20 PM

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