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June 10, 2005

POLL: Which Actress should be Sue Storm?

Jessica Alba, meoww! Brittany Daniel, super fit chick! Allison Mack, smart n spunky! Gail O'Grady, Super MILF!
Elisha Cuthbert, Sue as The Girl Next Door? Poppy Montgomery, use your invisible skills to find missing people! Rachel McAdams, make the Notebook invisible! Naomi Watts, Mulholland Drive, ummmm!
Which actress would make a better Sue Storm?
Jessica Alba
Brittany Daniel
Allison Mack
Gail O’Grady
Elisha Cuthbert
Poppy Montgomery
Rachel McAdams
Naomi Watts

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Hey there pardners, it’s time for another ever-lovin’ poll, inspired by that city slicker Warlock’s article on Gail O’Grady bein’ the perfect Sue Storm and all. My chief advisor, Joe Bob, dug into our archives and found a coupla other gals that might make a purty good Sue Storm. In addition to Jessica Alba (who I wouldn’t kick out of bed for drinkin’ beer and eatin’ peanuts) and Gail O’Grady (who reminds of Mrs. Waldorf back in the third grade) we’ve got this little gal Brittany Daniel. Brittany was in my favorite show about high school, Sweet Valley High. My favorite because it also had her twin sister in it—and hot dang, now it's out on DVD! She was also pretty hell-lacious in Club Dread (Unrated Extended Edition) which made fun of all them slasher flicks. Brittany might be a pretty fierce Sue, but Joe Bob thinks that Allison Mack (Chloe from Smallville) might fill the bill, too! She’s good lookin’, smart N spunky, and I always like that in a gal.

Now the fellers over at Comic Book Resources gave me some more idears. Ms. 24 and Girl Next Door herself, Elisha Cuthbert; I personally can't see her in the role but I'd like to take her to Vegas for a weekend. Ms. Without a Trace, Poppy Montgomery. Ms. Notebook, Rachel McAdams--that's a chick flick I'll never see, but Joe Bob says she was one of the original contenders for the role. And finally, cute little Ms. Naomi Watts, who I just can't mention without thinkin' about that great hubba-hubba scene in Mulholland Drive. Why don't she make a movie with Elisha?

Vote for your choice, true believers, but just remember we ain’t askin’ who you’d rather bunk with! Ten-four until the next poll, Nuff said!


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